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  1. Cz
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    A truck ought to do it.
  2. Faris
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    How are you going to stop me?
  3. Rengori
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    I took too many blue pills, and now it won't go down.
  4. The Unknown Guru
    I took too many red pills at the same time and I had to go to the hospital then to therapy then to my house with people watching me.
  5. I Took the Red Pill
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    Perplexing.
  6. I Took the Red Pill
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    I don't understand your incomprehensible ramblings.
  7. The Unknown Guru
    That's odd. That situation seems exactly like something that happened to me (but less extreme in my case).
  8. ~*~Celes~*~
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    My name's Kari. Why do you ask?
  9. Meat Puppet
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    His parents also had twisted naming protocol.
  10. oddler
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    Only if TACO.
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About The Unknown Guru

Basic Information

Date of Birth
October 27, 1992 (32)
About The Unknown Guru
Real Name:
Some call me... Sam?
Gender:
M
Biography:
I dropped out of college, work in a kitchen, drink a lot, love food, and hate humans (those turds).
Location:
Limbo
Occupation:
Person of mystery
Interests:
Cooking, drinking, reading, drinking, drinking, thinking, forgetting, drinking, vidya, misanthropy
Contributions:
Game-related Statistics
Favorite Final Fantasy:
VI, IX, and XII
FFXI Character Name:
It would be Slimedude99.

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Visitor Messages
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Most Recent Message
12-07-2016 07:22 AM
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09-05-2016 03:15 PM
Join Date
06-02-2005
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  1. Balthier_is_SEXY Balthier_is_SEXY is offline

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  2. Jiro Jiro is offline

    Eggstreme Wheelie

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    Paganini is a bastard.

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    hello

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