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    Violence in the name of enjoyment? Superb idea!
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    you quite like their violence though
  3. THE VIOLENT FEMMES RULE
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    No bills. Must be wonderful.
  5. That's okay. I don't get mail anyways.
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    An unknown guru with an unknown name? Your postman must have loads of trouble finding you.
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    I know who you are! You're that Old Man in the Mountain! Whose name I couldn't remember for the life of me...
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    AH HAH! I'm on to you...
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    Yet at the same time it is known that you are a guru, and people know of you, therefore you are not unknown, and as such, not an unknown guru... is your user name not already invalid?
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    Like that's totally what happens in every episode of ever show on the Disney channel. Like omg!
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About The Unknown Guru

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Date of Birth
October 27, 1992 (32)
About The Unknown Guru
Real Name:
Some call me... Sam?
Gender:
M
Biography:
I dropped out of college, work in a kitchen, drink a lot, love food, and hate humans (those turds).
Location:
Limbo
Occupation:
Person of mystery
Interests:
Cooking, drinking, reading, drinking, drinking, thinking, forgetting, drinking, vidya, misanthropy
Contributions:
Game-related Statistics
Favorite Final Fantasy:
VI, IX, and XII
FFXI Character Name:
It would be Slimedude99.

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Most Recent Message
12-07-2016 07:22 AM
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09-05-2016 03:15 PM
Join Date
06-02-2005
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    Paganini is a bastard.

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    hello

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