Rengori
is a Frocobo
Paganini is a bastard.

So Rengori's like Arnold Schwarzenegger, basically.

And Jeses lay within Rengori, lay within his womb. For nine Holy Months, Rengori was known to the world only as... "Pregnant Man".

Yeah? What you gonna do about it?

He was only partially digested by me, as I had some really bad seafood and blew chunks shortly thereafter.

Jeses was Digested by Rengori. It was a dreadful trial to him.

He tasted damn good too.

And Jeses came unto Rengori, and said, "Bite me. For I am thy Lord. Bite me good, and bite me hard." And yea, Rengori's heart was full of the light, and he could not resist. And so Jeses was Bitten.

And Jeses stuck his head into the plug point, and was electrocuted. But he did not die, for everybody knows that the Baby and the Lord cannot be killed by 90000V.

Pooja's here, save us various Jesii!

There's just somethin' not right here dood.