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Username: Alive-Man
Real name: Sean Atkins
Birth: April 1, 1992
Registration: June 19, 2005

Alive-Man was born, or rather created, on April 1, 1992. He was originally planned as an April Fool's joke on an elderly man, intended to cause a fatal blow to the old man's heart. Once his mission was complete, Alive-Man was programmed to self-destruct. However, he was a super computer, and like all computers, he eventually had a serious malfunction, preventing his self-destruction after completing the mission. The malfunction did cause Alive-Man to accidentally fall from great height, which caused him potentially lethal damage and knocked him out cold.


When Alive-Man awoke again, it was June of 1994. Alive-Man was a newly-born humanoid, discovering the true world for the first time. It was at this time that he decided to enroll at Clown College, to be taught how to be a true human. He flunked out of Clown College, one of his teachers remarking, "Alive-Man, you don't got the stones!"


After leaving college, Alive-Man gave up on learning how to be a human being, resorting to becoming a drifting salesman, specializing in china plates. Life, to him, had lost all meaning. He carried on his dull career for an unknown length of time, his name bobbing out of obscurity in June of 2005.


On June 19, 2005, Alive-Man joined EoFF. Months later, he met a wiseman; this wiseman welcomed Alive-Man to EoFF and has since then been his closest ally and acquaintence. This wiseman was named Shoden the Great. Later, a drifter by the name of GunBladeMaster came and taught these two how to get into a heck of a lot of trouble. His teachings had begun to spread to a small band of members but GunBladeMaster was banned while confronting Primus Inter Pares. His teachings were not forgotten, however, and a headbanging madman named Venom, now known as Arucard came to rescue Alive-Man and Shoden from the pits of darkness, and since then they have grown into real party animals, sharing their knowledge and trying to bring more people in need of saving into their group of madmen. Eventually the wildness calmed down, and Alive-Man met the commander of hatred, Christmas, who would forever change his life. Since then, he has grown and evolved into a man of hatred, under the tutelage of Christmas. In times of need Alive-man allies with Shoden, the source and start of the events that had changed Alive-Man into the great man he is now, to wreak havoc, along with Arucard. Alive-Man is truly one of the more unique and more underestimated members of EoFF.


BTW Alive-man enjoys long walks on the beach, and is rumoured to have worked in a squid factory with Arucard.


It might be interesting for the reader to note at this point, that Alive-Man has the uncanny ability to METAMORPHOSE his name. Namely (no pun intended) into the terror-striking pseudonyms of Sean-Man and Alive-Sean. Sean-Man-Alive-Sean also has an insatiable lust for that which reeks of blood and gore and little kittens...namely, the dreaded Battle Royale Manga. Oh Alive-Sean-Man-Sean, return to the good side; we beseech thee!

Aha! Expect a lawsuit tuesday morning, for illegitimate jazzing!

Your profile pic is Qualitey, Alive-man

I'll cut you off. I'll do it. I can live without you.

that.

I viddy with my glazzies doesn't sound as good

Super Monkey Wanker ftw

You're right Alive-Man. Appy polly loggies for posting such blasphemy.

Cornucopia

Anaisa would never do such a heinous thing!