Alive-Cat
is full of epic win
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I'm just pointing out that you're slacking on the job....My stalking days are over.... or are they...

i call you...

not that im stalking you or anything

I call your bluff.

There once was a man called Jim
Who was also a man called Jim
And sometimes a man from over the road would steal his towel while he was having a shower and that would suck because then once he got out he would be naked and have to run down the street naked to buy a towel and sometimes that wouldn't work because he'd walk into the shop naked and they would not serve him because he'd walked into the shop naked so he had to go and steal someone else's towel and use that to dry,
Oh he was a guy

ive always wanted my very own personal stalker, but then i remember what they do, and i get scared, and change my mind

Allthough you're kind of stalking me...

Well, you see, the thing about stalking, is that it's not stalking if the person actually wants you to do it. This was all part of my plan. Do you understand now?

I don't want you as my stalker now... You said you wanted to stalk me and you didn't so

Ok...Jesus...I'll stalk you...:rolleyes2

*runs away and cries since Alive-Man can't keep promises*