Hambone
is beginning to make a name for themself
meh

Strawberries are good if you're a girl or gay.

I'd much rather something cool like a shuriken.

Why thank you!

OMG it is O:

I don't plan to do anything exactly.

Exactly...as planned?

You make it sound like I've never seen The Little Mermaid. D:

Obama kisses for you.

THE VIOLENT FEMMES RULE

I've been working hard to get you to notice me and witness the selling of my sheep and goat.

Eh, no it's not a mole - it would be kinda cool if it was, though I just think it's a small sore or something like that?