The bipper Song.
It's time for you to GOE all the way to town,
and talk to the Mayor, just don't make him frown
Steady as he GOES! (steady as he goes....)
bipper doesn't knOE! (bipper doesn't know...)
So steady as he GOES!
bipper's a bit gay, but I do not mind,
he's always well lubed in his big behind.
Steady as he GOES! (steady as he goes...)
bipper doesn't knOE! (bipper doesn't know...)
Well here we GOE again,
You've found yourself a friend you like to bum
No matter how hard you try,
You'll never be able to make him....fumble...
So steady as he GOES!
When you have completed what you knew you had to do,
You'll find yourself some stains covering your brand new shoes...
Then you'll have to GOE,
Then you'll have to GOE.
Steady as he GOES! (steady as he goes....)
bipper doesn't knOE! (bipper doesn't know...)
Well here we GOE again,
You've found yourself a friend you like to bum
No matter how hard you try,
You'll never be able to make him....fumble...
So steady as he GOES,
bipper doesn't knOE...
Settle for a boy (settle for a girl), go up and down (go up and down),
Sell porn tapes to the crowd (sell your tapes to the crowd), that have gathered round (that have gathered round)
Settle for a boy (settle for a girl), go up and down (go up and down),
Sell porn tapes to the crowd (sell your tapes to the crowd), that have gathered round (that have gathered round)
So steady as he GOES! (steady as he goes...)
bipper doesn't knOE! (bipper doesn't know...)
He's just a little hOE! (just a little ho...)
He really didn't knOE! (really didn't know...)
He's not supposed to blOE! (not supposed to blow...)
Just give him one more chance! (give him one more chance...)
And he'll pull down your pants! (he'll pull down your pants...)
Then give you a lil' shOE! (give you a little show...)
So steady as he GOES!