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    This post is totally a test.
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    Then it was all worth it.

    *sheds tear made of science*
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    So there I was at Home Depot purchasing some satin curtains when I noticed that the cashier had a cross around his neck. I decided to mess with him because of the oppressive nature of that symbol. As he was scanning the curtains, I said, "I am looking forward to putting up those SATAN curtains." Suddenly, the man froze. He turned to me and said, "You a Satanist, boy?" I replied, "No, good sir, I am much more enlightened than even that. For I am...an an ATHIEST!"

    The cashier went from being frozen in disbelief to being frozen by fear. I saw the cogs turn in his brain through his vacant eyes as he tried to comprehend my euphoria. Like a toddler without potty training, all the man could do was stand there bemoaning his existence while *****ing his pants.

    I left the store with my head held high. I bet that night the cashier went into his basement while sobbing and masturbating in the midst of doing 10,000 hail Marys.

    Thank you based Dawkins.
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    Hey why are there pews in Churches?! BECAUSE THEY STINK! EPIC WIN XD
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    Take the second 'B' in Bible away and what do you get? BILE! Take THAT, fundies!
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    If Christianity is real how come there's no Super Nintendo chapter in the Bible? CHECKMATE CHRISTIANS!!!
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    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    An Athiest!

    An Athiest who?

    HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR, FUNDIE?!?!
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    OKAY I ADMIT IT I **** MY FEDORAS!!!
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    What did the fundie say about my Euphoria? YOU SAGAN ME CRAZY!!!
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    My favorite video game is Neil Degrasse Tyson's Science Out!!
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About Pike

Basic Information

Date of Birth
December 22, 1983 (41)
About Pike
Gender:
Robot
Preferred pronoun(s):
she/her
Biography:
I'm a video game!
Location:
Clover Town Street
Occupation:
Being a video game
Interests:
Linux, Ice Cream, Videogames, CHIM, Charmanders, Magical Ponies
Contributions:
  • Former Editor
  • Former Cid's Knight
  • Former Social Media Manager
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Wiki:
http://www.eyesonff.com/members/wiki/memberlist/pike
Formerly:
Gir
Date of last name change:
December 23, 2006
Chat Nicknames:
Pike, AuntiePike
Game-related Statistics
Favorite Final Fantasy:
Super Mario RPG
FFXIV Character Name:
Althalor Lightpike
FFXIV Server:
Excalibur
FFXIV Lodestone ID:
13838123
Xbox Live Gamertag:
Provost Pike
Steam Username:
pikestaff
Twitch.tv Username:
pikestaff
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Tumblr:
http://punk-mahoucore.tumblr.com/
Twitter:
http://twitter.com/pikestaff
last.fm:
Pikestaff

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