Pike
is an EoFF Legend
Happiness Hurricane!!

This post is totally a test.

Then it was all worth it.

*sheds tear made of science*

So there I was at Home Depot purchasing some satin curtains when I noticed that the cashier had a cross around his neck. I decided to mess with him because of the oppressive nature of that symbol. As he was scanning the curtains, I said, "I am looking forward to putting up those SATAN curtains." Suddenly, the man froze. He turned to me and said, "You a Satanist, boy?" I replied, "No, good sir, I am much more enlightened than even that. For I am...an an ATHIEST!"

The cashier went from being frozen in disbelief to being frozen by fear. I saw the cogs turn in his brain through his vacant eyes as he tried to comprehend my euphoria. Like a toddler without potty training, all the man could do was stand there bemoaning his existence while *****ing his pants.

I left the store with my head held high. I bet that night the cashier went into his basement while sobbing and masturbating in the midst of doing 10,000 hail Marys.

Thank you based Dawkins.

Hey why are there pews in Churches?! BECAUSE THEY STINK! EPIC WIN XD

Take the second 'B' in Bible away and what do you get? BILE! Take THAT, fundies!

If Christianity is real how come there's no Super Nintendo chapter in the Bible? CHECKMATE CHRISTIANS!!!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

An Athiest!

An Athiest who?

HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS ON YOUR DOOR, FUNDIE?!?!

OKAY I ADMIT IT I **** MY FEDORAS!!!

What did the fundie say about my Euphoria? YOU SAGAN ME CRAZY!!!

My favorite video game is Neil Degrasse Tyson's Science Out!!