NeoCracker
is a Level 30 Priest
Bitches

Corncracker, you are a hot, spicy burrito-man. That's how hot you are.


Now go edit your post in that "Being told you're good looking" thread to include me before I foam from the mouth in anxiety.

YOUR SIG IS FULL OF WORDS.

You are a highly evil man but you made me LOL so I forgive you

You're lying about your birthday.

Few, And I thought you were telling everyone about our secret sex life.

*random joke*
a very dangerous criminal escapes from prison and breaks into a house looking for guns and cash. He finds a couple in a bed, he ties the man to a chair and the woman to the bed. he kisses the womans neck, gets up and goes into the bathroom. The husband turns to his wife and says:
'Honey, this guy looks like hes just escaped from prison and he probably hasnt seen a woman for a long time, i saw the way he kissed your neck. Just do whatever he asks you, no matter how revolting it is, be strong darling, i love you.'
The wife turns to her husband and says 'He wasnt kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear, he told me he was gay and he thought you were cute, he asked where the Lub as and i said in the bathroom. be strong honey, i love you too'

corncracker lol

Did you ever notice that at night your always under me?


By that I mean..

Why 9 out of 10 times do you post right after me?

Your sig is the best sig I've ever laid my eyes on.

When I come in here, I get this odd urge to smite eggs with a pan.