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    This is a usernote. :O
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    Okay, Slade! I'LL DO IT!!! JUST FOR YOU!!!


    Ok, silence please! I'm going to sing a song for Sladdy-daddy!


    *Starts playing a calm, mysterious melody on a guitar* The song that I'm going to sing... is a song about love and hate! An epic tale about brave heroes and dreadful monsters! This, my friends... is the song of...............................

    .... the song of hentai!


    The hero was a hot babe
    Walking on the beach!
    And she was walking into
    The tentacle monster's reach!

    Her boobs were really soft and...
    Very, very big!
    Yeah, she was just as hot as...
    The two chicks in my sig!

    And suddenly it happened
    The tentacle monster striked!
    The tentacles "touched locations"
    That it really seemed to like!

    At first the hero screamed
    But later she enjoyed!
    Tentacles can be nice so...
    It's nothing you should avoid!

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...And THIS is the reason I've never had a girlfriend.
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    I had something to sing, but it has flown away with the wind................so I'll let you do the singing.

    Hit it fellas!
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    *Jumps on Corncracker* Gimmie a prize! Gimmie! *licks Corncracker's face*
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    Sadly, I already stole his credit card and spent all the cash on milkshake.
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    *jumps on themagicroundabout* Gimmie!!!
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    don't forget the.
  8. Alright, you win. Your prize is magicroundabouts credit card. inquire him for the details.
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    *Raises hand* Does this mean that I win? What's my prize?
  10. Alright, show your hand.
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Me and a guy Talk about FF For an hour and a half.

by NeoCracker on 01-11-2015 at 11:14 PM
So far this is the third 'Podcast' if you want to call it that I've done.

http://www.aguywhogames.com/?p=111

Basically the point was to discuss whether or not FF X was a good game (And I must say, most convincing argument I've heard for it yet ), though we never discussed Symore at all.

Really though we end up talking about all the numbered FF's, and it was quite a bit of fun!
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Kind of a New Years Resolution

by NeoCracker on 12-28-2010 at 02:52 AM
So, as of late I've been slacking off on a lot of things.

And by a lot of things I mean two things.

First off, I'm out of shape, as I've not been excersizing all that much. I mean I'm a small guy, yet I'm starting to get a little flab on me belly. That's not cool man.

So, I got me a Tae Bo tape for now, since those are fairly light work outs, and I'm starting to do it two times a week. Now by febuary I plan to pick up an instructional Martial arts book,

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Games that Recieve Little Attention - Rune Factory 3

by NeoCracker on 12-27-2010 at 09:58 PM
Harvest Moon may have been a well know series, but it's one most gamers have shied away from, finding the very concept of a farming simulator to be a waste of time.

So when Rune Factory first came out, a spin off of the Harvest Moon franchise, it flew under most gamers radars entirely, yet still managed to gain it's own little solid and growing fan base, spreading out from it's DS roots and landing on the Nintendo Wii with Rune Factory Frontier.

The series latest installment,

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