Aerith's Knight
has clearly been given a Focus
I'm selling these fine leather jackets

At least you can feel smug about being fluent in Dutch.

I suppose it might be. I've always wanted to learn it from the outside, but obviously that's impossible.

I like how you can have a basic understanding of most European languages just by knowing one, because a lot of them stem from Latin and therefore have similar...umm...there's a proper word for it, but it's basically spelling and meaning.

Saxons ftw. English is a pretty epic mash of just about every Western language ever created.

English is totally Germanic.

So you don't get any warnings from the staff?

I've only gotten one, and that was at least a year ago.

Well, there goes my standard view of the world.

I also like how English people are terrified of the letter Z. Changing "zwaffelen" to "swaffelen" seems completely unnecessary to me. If anything, it's more fun to say "zwaffelen", because then you can put a sexy accent to it and give a cheeky eyebrow wiggle to make it more appealing.

I think waaaaay too much into things.

I miss the days when I could edit my usernotes.

Ah, I see.

Also: "Only men can practice this erotic expression (women also, provided that they are in the possession of sex toys)". The author doesn't have a very good understanding of the word "only", does he? xD

This conversation sure got out of hand fast.

So zwafellen is the act of swinging your penis in someone's face?