Lawr
is an Onion Knight
Free-range Human
Recognized Member

why aren't you in chat seducing me!?

hi there sexy man

I just said our colours match! How is this not a great opportunity to pull out your innuendo arsenal?

Innuendo arsenal? More like in your end-o, arse 'n all.

I dunno they just

uh

the colours I guess

Our avatars are kind of harmonious together, don't you think so Lawrence my African American friend?

Maybe he just doesn't have enough character.

I ran some tests after you said that and it is my pleasure to inform you that you are quite wrong mister--

It's okay.

STOP WAKING ME UP SO EARLY

Yesss, my darling.