Lawr
is an Onion Knight
Free-range Human
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Y'know? "You can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest"?

Gadzooks! This has got very Captain Jack Sparrowy.

Because I'm a terrible person. Were you not listening?!

I'm lying - I'm secretly a terrible person. The fact that I was lying also seems to negate the second part of my description.

Good, and correct. Everything I myself am.

It's like coughing whilst you're saying win.

I only just realised that choice is a very strange word. Choice....choooyyyyyyssssssssss. Weird.

I suppose I should have used it. But I don't want to over do it and look like I'm just hitching.

Exactly! Now you're getting it!

Syphillis, that is.

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