I Took the Red Pill
takes more care than The Captain
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Your avatar is disturbing.

It's me, not him but me and never is she but just me.

nah man, thursday and friday are my days off so i usually stay up ridiculously late. tho even this is a bit much for me, gonna be smurfed on saturday when i have to work early.

whas gwannin anyway hows tricks

your aunts grizzled growler looks like the home of a feared one eyed wolf that's killed many overconfident hunters. she showed it to me after i made her make me a cup of tea and then left without saying thank you in a vain attempt to get me to keep her company. i didn't even shut the door on the way out

nah bruv i'm disrespectful as trout. talk about your mom all day. your mothers catastrophically overused babychute is a cavernous disgrace that's been plundered by enough men to hit four digits. unlucky souls have gotten lost in there and never returned. i swear the last time i was fisting her someone shook my hand.

mate i will do a tiny turd above your mothers top lip and call her shitler

nah bruv

You still in China?

Not cold!? What crazy earth place do you live on??
I won't knit a blanket for anyone who wouldn't appreciate it!

It changes the whole vibe of what you said. I wish you had been clear from the start I knitted us a blanket.