Twisted Tinkerbell
is holding an ORB
bitchin in black

Toast and coffee first thing in the morning is the smexyness! Especially when someone makes it for you and brings it to you.

I can make...like...toast.

I can make cakes and cookies!

mwuahahahaha, I beat you as I can make lasagne!

*cowers in fear*
Ya mean like ninja breads?!?

I'm trained in making breads!

I am trained in more than one way to kick someone's sorry ass, and no one and nothing scares me.

You can't do that to me, for I have my ways. Secret ways that would blow you very mind by simply hearing them. And I wouldn't want to do that to kitten, so I'll let you off by not revealing my own defenses and plans. Though I will tell you one of them involves a very depraved walrus.

Hey hey hey! No threats of violence without me involved.

hmm corncracker you gotta have a tongue, fingers or toes to communicate though I sure could use some new bones to decorate the grave yard and for agrudis's ears my bunnies would love a tongue to chew on :P