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  1. Ultima Shadow
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    *a few mins later*

    I'm almost too sexy for my own good.

    Captain Cake: Your self-obsession is far too big for your own good...

    I could fulfil any girl's dreams with just a small kiss!

    Captain Cake: ...Not to mention your self-confidence.

    Every girl in the world loves me!

    Captain Cake: He's talking about female flies, not humans.

    Whenever I smile, thousands of girls faints!

    Captain Cake: I told you to brush your teeths!

    Whenever I take a shower, thousands of girls masturbates.

    Captain Cake: That's going too far!

    BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE!!! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  2. Ultima Shadow
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    Ha! No one else has posted for 3 days! And you know what that means, right?

    Captain Cake: No, not really.

    Well, it means that it's time to GET IT ON, BABY!!!

    Captain Cake: *slaps*

    Ouch!
  3. Ultima Shadow
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    Hah! Even if you 2 worked together, you wouldn't stand a chanse against my overwhelming hotness! However... don't worry guys! Captain Cake would never let me near her anyways.

    ...

    ...

    ...

    Thinking to himself: "BUT... once I get rid of Captain Cake..."

    Fwahahahahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!

    Captain Cake: Are you... feeling well?

    Eh... what? Oh... ops! You were not supposed to hear my insane laughter of total evil and perversion.

    Captain Cake: .........what? 0_o

    Nevermind. *perverted smile*

    Captain Cake: Dude... you're sick! 0_o
  4. NeoCracker
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    Now me on the other hand this guy can't compete with. My scrawny white boy charm is just to irresistable.
  5. Iceglow
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    but theres a thing in the way of all that ulti shadow, theres no way you could win kitten away from me for even a few hours I'm just too damn sexy. If you dont believe ask zorrander :P
  6. NeoCracker
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    Good Times.
  7. Ultima Shadow
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    You forgot to mention...


    :upsidedow


    If you know what I mean...



    Captain Cake: YOU DIRTY LITTLE BRAT! *slaps Ultima Shadow*

    Ouch! Hey, I...

    Captain Cake: No hentai for you for 5 hours!!!

    NO WAY!!! 5 HOURS WITHOUT HENTAI!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
  8. Twisted Tinkerbell
    Right so are we all in the spirit of thing? Cause I know I am! Now there's only one thing left to do... :strut: and
  9. Ultima Shadow
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    Tentacles? Mate you can have any day you want. I need a few wives too though, after all variety is the spice of life.
    That's the spirit!
  10. Twisted Tinkerbell
    Hey i love everyone!
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About Twisted Tinkerbell

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Date of Birth
January 24, 1987 (38)
About Twisted Tinkerbell
Real Name:
Jessika
Gender:
F
Biography:
I love music, especially goth, riot grrl and metal. I do a lot of artwork, and I share my room with a tarantula called Bodmin. I'm hopefully moving in with my boyfriend soon.
Location:
with my spider
Occupation:
Data entry
Interests:
Reading, drawing, computer games.
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Formerly:
Kitten
Date of last name change:
September 18, 2006
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http://www.myspace.com/elven_princess_sparkles

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