Bowser
is a Frocobo
every day i see my dream

I was actually looking in here yesterday, but I didn't post anything. How dare me.

Me either...

I've never met a real life koopa before!

*punchline censored for no reason*

how long is a piece of sausage?

How long will I slade?

How long will I slide?

not too pedicabby

not too shabby

I'm all out of money, like a bunny with no cash
I'm all out of juice, like a moose in the desert
I'm all out of luck, like a duck who just died