Zeromus_X
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Nerfed in Continuum Shift
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I know your gender now. I know all.

Pretty much sums up Elicoor in a nutshell.

A day in the life of Fayt:

1) Arrive at Sacred City of Aquios after 60 hours of gameplay.

2) Backtrack all the way back to original city to get a shoe

3) Pit stop at 600 screens away backwater village to obtain Shoelace.

4) Backtrack to Sacred City

5)Oops need scissors now, backtrack 200 screens to MonkeyVille and get scissors. Look for save point and discover they do not exist on Elicoor II

6) Stop on the way to observe meaningless love story that begins and ends for no reason

7) Backtrack to ship to obtains scissors sharpener

8) Backtrack to Sacred City to cut shoelaces in special workshop and put them in shoe. Look for Save Point but still none

9)Talk to everybody in existence to progress story

10) Backtrack 100 screens to Tree and obtain squirrel

11) Backtrack to Sacred City and give squirrel to Queen

12) Go through 12 temples and 3 sewers to obtain Nut without saving

13)Backtrack to queen and give nut to squirrel

14) Backtrack to beginning of the game and through aqua ducts to obtain shoe-resizer

15)Refit shoes to fit squirrel by backtracking to Tree

16)Watch Fayt whine some

17) Talk to everybody in existence to progress story

18)Backtrack to Queen and put shoe on squirrel

19) Leave planet and discover it was all for nothing

I want money not credit!

The magic of Lunar Weaver.

You've been here for a fraction of the time I have and you have more user notes. How are that possibly?

Roto finds new ways to frighten me once again

And roundhouse kick that can shatter diamonds

With his quick wits and airtight logic.