Zeromus_X
is holding an ORB
Nerfed in Continuum Shift
Recognized Member

Oh I couldn't afford Valkyrie Profile because when I went to buy it they wanted 562267 dollars and I only had 562266 on me.

No, Valkyrie Profile. It's a game that fuses platforming and RPGness and sexy necromancers into one awesome game only tri-Ace is capable of making.

Gee...Freya seems pretty dissapointed. I guess the Aesir are getting our behinds kicked or something, the bar is always lower than the rest. I mean, gee, they only seem to give me a few Einherjar a Period, what does she want?!

And bows kick ass, at least for now. Still, I can't go far into that cave without being killed by the Lightning Ball enemies. (They self-destruct.)

What's there?! Did your slave finally come in the mail?

Yes!! It's here! At long last....well, only two days of waiting, but still, it felt like forever. I can't wait to get to the dungeon that plays "Illusion of the Brainstem", and fight Lezard! I'm only on the second chapter though...

I just realized it's already ten.

*Kicks Zeromus in the shin* >.

*casts Reduce Guard and Might Enforce and says 'Now what?'*

*casts Magic Missile and laughs in a nerdy maniacal manner*

*casts Celestial Star to decrease amount of foot being eaten*

*Chews on Zeromus's underscore* Mmm tastes like pastries.

God, I can't wait for the damn thing to get here!! I want to beat it on Hard Mode and get the eight thingie-ma-bobbers and get Lezard in my party!!! And hear his sinister laughter when he executes his PWS! And...*insert all other fanboyish drabble here*

*sigh*