Sergeant Hartman
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
not you naan bread

Your tarts could use a cold shower.

Oh yes :-( How about if you only became the other kind of tart whenever there's a full moon? Sorta like a werewolf. And then you could bake me lots of tarts!

I was owned by the ced-zed...

Bake me a tart!

Unlikely, seeing as how there are no insects.

One time this giant insect attacked me. True story.

Get out-GET OUT!

Did we tell you we were going to bring you a brand new fishing hat back

no, just indecent exposure

So, you're not going to accuse me for illegal file sharing?