Sergeant Hartman
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
not you naan bread

You must be getting bored of desert/urban warfare. How about next time we invade the Swiss Alps or something?

I wonder if your favorite film is Full Metal Jacket?

xD That's okay; all the ways in which it sounds wrong is all the ways in which I meant it.

Yeah, that war in Iraq looked pretty dodgy for a while. But then we declared victory so that was OK. Glad to hear you made it out unscathed.

Alright, boyo.

How is sergeancy treating you?

Yeah? Awesome! I just touched a mock up of Sephy's Masamune and I kinda got really happy.

Hey!! How ya doin' thar, ol' buddy?

Sup?

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Zeldy knows where its at doesnt she, Sergeant Tartman!?