Hey happy birthday man!
Merry Christmas!
I KNOW.
Yo
HATMAN
Why it isn't HATMAN!?
Happy birthday maaaate. Damn Jiro beating me there first....by a lot
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! Happy birfday, Hartman! Hope it's a good 'un
HI. I see you posted a usercomment thing on my page like... 4 years ago? Sorry, wasn't ignoring, I'm just basically an idiot. In response, the other 77 numbers are weak and irrelevant to the issue at hand.
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IF I WERE A BOY~
cyka blyat
Master of the Fork
Don't get mad, get moist
Rufus' identical cousin
sly gypsy
Mold Anus
Would sniff your fingers to be politeNameleon.
Very VIP person
dizzy up the girl