Sergeant Hartman
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
not you naan bread

Exactly my point

Ahh, Penny Arcade podcasts. I'm so happy right now, haha. You should make some spaghetti though and send it to me, I'm so hungry...

The good type of touch, I mean

Yeah, you know what I mean.

well hello Sergeant Hartman

How have you been, sir? I've been away for a little bit, I gotta get in touch with everyone again

OMGHAI

xD
i knowwww.
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Or perhaps a flying mechanism of some sort.

you could have gone for a mothersmucking kite

high as a mothersmurfing helicopter