Sergeant Hartman
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
not you naan bread

LOL awesome.

Ah, but aces are low in this game, so my three of diamonds still wins.

but not mine, cause mine was ace

apart from the above comment

I restrain myself from saying anything inappropriate or useless at this time.

Captain Average! He can...kind of hover a bit....and....well, he can make cold water turn luke warm with his eyes. But that's about it really.

but without any redeeming...or amusing qualities

Like a supervillain.

and easily failed

Goldenboko is easily pleased