Venom
is holding an ORB
Kill all the humans

HEY ARUCARD I THINK I LIKE WITH YOUR ONLINE PERSONA WANT TO ONLINE DATE ME THEN AFTER 3 ONLINE MONTHS OF ONLINE DATING I WILL ONLINE PROPOSE TO YOU AND WE CAN GET ONLINE MARRIED AND HAVE 3 ONLINE CHILDREN AND AFTER 8 YEARS OF ONLINE HELL WE CAN GET ONLINE DIVORCED AND HAVE ONLINE COURT SETTLEMENTS FOR OUR ONLINE POSSESSIONS AND THEN WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING IN YOUR ONLINE BED WITH YOUR NEW ONLINE PARTNER I WILL COME INTO YOUR ONLINE HOUSE AND ONLINE MURDER YOU IN BLIND ONLINE RAGE AND I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE ONLINE ASYLUM FOR ONLINE PSYCHOPATHS WHAT DO YOU SAY MY ONLINE CHUM?

Oh god. It does remind me of :skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull::skull:.

Where's the part of the story when Zipper bites Pecker?

In today's user notes, I will be presenting everyone with a colour from wikipedia's list of colours.

For you, Arucard, I have chosen:

Saffron

This is because it reminds me of tubgirl, the thing which you could've (put perhaps did not) spam DeathKnight's forum with.

Then what happened?

There was a woman who had two dogs, Zipper and Pecker. One day Zipper climbed up in a tree, and Pecker ran into a thick bush. The woman called the police and screamed to the receptionist: "Get Zipper down and take out Pecker!"

He's preferably a Pokemon card. Gotta catch em' all! Okay, enough of that. ...Sorry...

Let's make a happy.

I know I used it in my last user note, but the "You're a card" joke is dynamite.

You're a card!