Venom
is holding an ORB
Kill all the humans

Just thinking out loud but I don't think Shetland ponies are goodies, are they?

Shetland ponies?

Candy dispensers have goodies that come out of them when you stick a quarter in them. So if I stuck a quarter in you, would goodies come out?

I approve of your celestial body.

Or at least his moonshine.

Won't you be my sunshine?

Or at least drunk-tanked.

Noone should be given a gun. EVER. Guns should be banned from existence.

Biznatches are those things that live underneath couches.

Oh come on, you're not 14. Stop being 14. Stop it. Stop it right now!