Venom
is holding an ORB
Kill all the humans

Sixteen Candles

I feel better now.

You'll die with a great sense of fashion.

I was better off dead.

Arucard: *buys one* ... *gets one free*
Shiny:Oh, I forgot to add that these are the shirts of death. Anyone who buys it will be cursed with a lifetime of foot itchiness and eventual DEATH.

Kickball World sells t-shirts. Buy one, get one free.

You got conned.

I'm leaving shrimp land, because they didn't sell any shrimps there.

Roto is so dirty. Make of that what you will.

My hopes are dashed!