Captain VooDoo
is holding an ORB
T'best in terms of pants

THE JACKAL

Not as much as sparkly things, I should hope!

i like shiny things!

Shiney.

I have a fork. I wonder what their offspring would look like?

i have a knife!

Wow, you could cut the sexual tension here with a knife!

Nope, sorry buddy.

so im not aloud to cry now?!

You have a wonderful singing voice. It's like venus flytraps eating flies the size of small cars in the spring time. Beautiful