Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

Hahaha it's not as poetic as pissboy, but I'll take it :P

Almost TOO simple...

Anytime, pissboy!

Yeah, I really need to start doing that. My mindset tends to skew towards the negative so I need to do something to balance it out.

Right? Get that serotonin, pissboy!

Definitely, though I'm such a cynic that it's hard to find the beauty at times.

I, personally, welcome our great Goat Overlords. (Side note: if you're ever feeling down, look up pictures of baby goats in pyjamas. You will no longer be sad).

Ah, Quinny my dear, that's the human condition I'm afraid. Life is pain; anyone who says differently is selling something.

MAYBE I COULD TEACH THE GOATS TO UNDERSTAND HUMAN

Hey, that's a pretty good ratio considering how much the world sucks.

Are you sure about that? Because you just signed on to have me talking your ear off about linguistics day-in, day-out.

Gotta take the wins where you can!

Sounds good to me!

Oh man, I'd LOVE to see you try. Not because she's dead, but because that'd be hilarious.

Man, sounds like the dream! I'm sick of society.

Yup, but she just loved getting it out and showing it off. Gotta love her.

That's fair. Self-sufficiency and all that!

Oh man, she scared the trout out of me and was also my idol. A tiny, sweet-looking French woman with the foulest mouth possible. She kept a flintlock pistol in her pocket at all times. When my granddad died she did several shots of bourbon in his honour. I can only strive to be like her.

Oh yeah? Any particular reason? I've never gone hunting myself but my grandmother was the president of her local pistol club well into her old age, so I'm riding on her badass coattails.