You're 14 and you're totally pwning Wuggly Blight. Score.
So this is where Sigma went.
Meta-Knight!
Side Note: Pokémon rules. Anybody who thinks otherwise shall face my wrath.
What of the women?
I'm Sir Meta-Knight. If you displease me, I'll Metaslash you. Just in case you didn't hear me just now, you'll be Metaslashed if you in any way annoy me. Also, I'll attempt to castrate you in the process.
Sorry if I pissed any of you guys off. Especially you, Captain.
I keep thinking you're Meat Puppet.
You know, you can still call me Elite Lord Sigma. The only people who can (besides you) are the other Pirate Red Mages.
;_; I miss your old name. *cries*