That's the first sign of old age. Here, take this walking frame. You should be able to unlock the doors in the hall with this......now go. JUST GO!
I'm still dizzy...really...
I'm very sorry. Today, on Medieval Total War, I believe I had one of your ancestors assassinated: Prince Donal of Ireland. My wonderful Mercian empire has only got northern Scotland (which is full of Picts and Vikings) and Ireland to expand into so it had to be done.
COLOUR :bigbiggri
Are you Venus as a boy, NotTrafficAnymore?
You will get your come-upence one day Sarge.
You can't fool me with your flashy colours!
Cholera?
Why else would Becks do a runner from Madrid?
Spain?
Peach + Bubbles = ♥♥♥
♥ Italian Princess ♥
purple
A Big Deal?
programmed by NASIR
carte blanche
Gobbledygook!