Shoeberto
is a Level 30 Priest
Got obliterated
Recognized Member

Except every girl on this site. I guess we're not cool. *sob*

Omg, I want that apron. I think it cherries, but still hawt.

Hush up and get in the kitchen, bish!

Or a good head on her mouth.

I had an inkling that you'd referencing giving head. I set that one up fo' sho.

There once was a Shoberto
Who lived in a shoe
He had so many children
He didn't know what to do
So he sat on their heads
And gave the survivors lead
Until their lives were through

It would be like the Old Lady in the Shoe.

That's actually a good idea for having that many children.

I had an English teacher who had that many kids with one woman. He was a scary devout Christian.

If it was from the same chick that'd be crazy. She'd be in the Guiness Book of World Records.