Shoeberto
is a Level 30 Priest
Got obliterated
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You can't do it lying down? I thought all the cool dudes out there can do it without breaking a sweat!

You pee in your bathtub? Does that mean you bathe in your urine?

Oh mine, they are so horrible. You should try doing it lying down, I always do it. I heard it improve blood circulation and prevent hair loss.

Oh mine, Oh mine, you are the cutest one I ever seen!

It's ok! You will learn more about this during PUBERTY, ya know. That period where you wish you can change with the girls in the changing room instead of with the boys!!!

Oh dear. WATER!? Berto dear is so innocent!

We are talking about teh WHITE FLUID! The one that CUM from your little~~~~~cccchhuuuuu~~~

POLE position, all girls like the big meaty juicy POLE. You sure got a MARVELLOUS position!

And did you flood the whole tokyo like Godzilla when you CAME?

EOFF underground Forum Topic 4


http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...your-help.html

CUM NAO!

But I heard if you CUT it off, it will GROW back LONGER! Have you EVER try it?

So yours used to be like THREE letters long? Did your peers make fun of you?

Why not like mothersmurfing rotten curry snakes to the mothersmurfing MAX? They said the length of a man's name represent the length of his MANHOOD!

Mothersmurfing snakes roxz btw.