Shoeberto
is a Level 30 Priest
Got obliterated
Recognized Member

"And if your man just can not find the right hole, yeah, there's an app for that too."

Very useful! *buys an iFertlie for $3000*

I hate school, so I don't talk about it much. I'm just an average student who gets by on Bs and Cs. XD

=O

I was an English (literature) major, but I changed my major to General Studies (Arts & Sciences). Nothin' special. I plan to study Japanese when I go to California.

Introducing the new creation by Apple: iFertile.

BAL
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SSTB, basically Coheed and Cambria have a family. One day whlie Coheed is at work these people come and tell him he has this disease. So do his kids and it'll give them a terrible horrible bad death. So they convince him to murder his children. So he tells Cambria and they agree it's the right thing to do. So they give this "painless" poison to their youngest (twins) and they die horrible writhing in pain deaths. Those people lied to him! SO their oldest daughter comes home from getting raped and BLAM they hit her in the head with a hammer. THEN they get kidnapped and they learn that they are robots (IRO-bots) and that Cambria is telekinetic and Coheed is a destroyer of worlds (Monstar). and more stuff happens but you should really just wiki it or something xD

Oh boy! An F+!

Hee hee hee, you said shaft...oh I guess it is the first one...

I thought that said, "You're pretty tight too." And I was just like, "Wow that's so dirty." But then I realized it didn't say that and I was like, "Wooow."

Filth and lies. Your lyrics have been pretty badass so far. Keep it up!