Shoeberto
is a Level 30 Priest
Got obliterated
Recognized Member

Not as much lately, but I have at least 15 songs and some random rap lyrics laying around.

well there's the prequel! and then they can still do the concept thing or they can branch out! do you try to figure out the story as the albums progress?

I'm blushing at your naughty rhymes,youngman!

Gonna shove the pickle up your prostate
CHECKMATE!

This isn't a freestyle cuz I wrote this awhile ago, but...

Come through, spit these rhymes on some flip
Relentless, killing fools with these hip hits
Sick I be when I mimic a messiah on the brink of insanity
No one can see what lies between fake and veracity
I’m on killing spree
Poppin’ off fools with my vulgarity
They’re ill to me
Fool, I’m sadistic
And you’re the masochist
You enjoy what I put out whether it’s complex or simplistic
smurf a lyrist, bitch, I’m rapist
It’s twisted, these verses are heavy like a red brick
Gotta keep ya head in check if you wanna bare it
Cuz I’m the maverick from Top Gun
Son, I blow one…blow two
And then those bitches is through
They fell sick from this vindictive pursuit

OH MAN I LOVE IT. I listened to the live Neverender albums all the way to Raleigh on Wednesday night and it was epiiiic

Since when do you listen to Coheed?! :O

Wowa! That was so amazing that I'm in shock right now. I'll have to come back tomorrow with something more up to par. That will show you. ickle:

You got the fire
I got the ice
Chill you ass with blizzaga
Ooo, it's soooo nice
The way I lay it down like Lady Gaga
I don't need a shot to cure my infection
All I need to do is cause a rejection
Especially when all the boys be wantin' my affection
They call me the Ice Queen
I'm mean, I'm lean
The coldest you've ever seen

That verse right there was da bomb
It's like I was all up in Nagasaki
It was like the storm after the calm
I read one line and almost choked on my pocky
Sake? Yes I would love some
Oh snap, this verse just got dumb

I don't need to kiss and tell
I guess you didn't get the memo
It said, "Those who brag usually aren't getting any from the nymphos"
Take some advice from me
And bring down your ego
It's no wonder why girls think you're so easy
You hit and quit it and then girls are like, "Don't leave me!"
Sleazy like Weezy on the LP Rebirth
You've gotta use a mini ruler just to measure your girth
Just tell the ladies that "It's cold out today"
This will keep their laughter at bay