Fatal Impurity
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
Abandon All Hope

GTA sucked...no amount of cool weapons will changed that.

I was spending my precious time on this planet, in this life - time that I have now lost forever and ever and ever - thinking about what kind of cool weapons could've been put into Grand Theft Auto.

I came up with a tamping pole..
If you're not a fencer, you might call it a chipping pole?

Anyway, it's a large, heavy, iron nar with a pint at one end (for chipping rock or cracking hard surfaces) and a solid round or flat end (Usually for tamping the dirt or simply exerting a large amount of pressure)
The tool can do jobs on a construction site what it'd take a pick-axe and a sledgehammer to do less efficiently.

Anyway, if you want violence in video games, give your mafioso that thing. If he whacks somebody with it, they'll die. It's heavy and pure iron. But just for malice, for all those derranged or soon-to-be-derranged younguns out there, dude can just mash up and tamp that corpse as wildly and bloodily as he wants until Mr. Ambulance Driver arrives on the scene.

Things that teach a man to kill...

Video games? what are these?.

LEARN VIDEO GAMES! D:<

It's called a tiger pen and those flashes are the tourists' cameras taking pictures of the tiger gnawing at your leg. I'd come save you, but I'm still trying to fiend off four swarms of hornets, 6 man-eating badgers and an alligator.

I fell down the wishing well
None shall hear the story I tell
There are no ropes
All I see is dark
Flashes of a lackluster glory

Dont confuse me with your dastardly talk!

I've caught on. Naught's gone well.
Shall we meet for feet on sale?
Fray the ropes. I'm held and fraught.
Disaster plasters those in fleet.

why do you think yer that guy?
haha, that is what i do, patronise...