Well not really but it makes one heck of a story.
Really? Was it pretty?
I was once sailing along the nile.
I have not, sir.
Queen of de nile have you ever seen Agatha Christie's 'Death on the Nile'?
Hooray! I am liked!
Quinny answered your question best I go with what he said
Shiba Inu.
I WANNA FEEL MY HEART EXPLO-O-O-O-O-O-ODE!
What the snot?
purple
♥ Mayor of Zozo
Oh go on then
Born to be mild
Don't Know Me, Huh?
apples.
meh
Don't get mad, get moist