Sounds like suicide...
I'll eat my hat and half of my evening gown before I decompose and become a poking corpse
Are the zombies going to poke her as well? She'll be very dirty after they're all done poking her.
*Poke*
You want 3 wishes or something?
Why yes! YES YOU ARE RIGHT!! *Drinks himself into a coma*
Aw cheer up! It's the most wonderfullllllllll time of the yeaaaaaaaaaar!
It's stuck on my belly.
Somebody get the plunger.
purple
♥ Mayor of Zozo
Oh go on then
Born to be mild
Don't Know Me, Huh?
apples.
meh
Don't get mad, get moist