Tempest
is a Frocobo
Princess

Ofourse you do otherwise you wouldn't be posting.

So my mom made this dish called pootenescca or something and she asked me what I think it means so I told her that it means she pooted on the pasta obviously. And she said it was french for lady of the night which means a whore and I told her this dish really represents her well and she laughed. So you see I don't just make fun of you I make fun of all. It shows my affection.

Aww thanks!

None of your metals were music, Your Highness...

Rantzien: Tell me the story tomorrow night so I can get to sleep.

Vik: I don't have a life!

Evastio: Get off of the spikes, Evastio.

Ouch.

Not everything is fine for the puppies that die every time you laugh.

You could have just said you have a life Tempest.

Edit: new page and there is no way I edited this message.

Oh I've been in worse trouble! For example in Yang-tse-Kang with the kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer. But that's a story for another night.

It's okay Ranty. You're pain and suffering made me laugh so, everything is fine.

I seem to have lost my composure somewhere along the road.

Originally Posted by Anaisa

Was it recycled toilet paper?

Only if that would make me appear more like an old war hero. Like: "Back in 'nam I cut [strike]a piece of[/strike] my whole [strike]finger[/strike] arm off with a [strike]cheese cutter[/strike] machete and I had to use used toilet paper to stop the bleeding. Then a bunch of [strike]medics[/strike] savages came along and [strike]took care of me[/strike] put salt in my wounds. I also had no clothes and no food so I dressed in, and ate, the same toilet paper I'd used before. I tried to put on some of the salt when I ate it but it didn't work because... erm... it was... fake salt. Yes! In fact, it was rat poison and I died from eating it, as true as I'm standing here at Broadway today, singing this to y'all. My name is Hank and I come from Texas y'all! Good to see y'all! Texas. Hank. Goodnight! Hank."