Chloe.
is holding an ORB
Tiny Chloe ♥

no chef hat though, chef hats are for squares

in real life i'm black and have a beard

But how is Chloe's poo? My poo poo had been terrible lately maybe because of the food I ate!!! I hope Chloe's poo poo is ok!!!

Oh ya, I think I ate an elephant with 2 tentacles and a weird looking leg on its head!

Well lets say first of all Argos and Banks both suck. I hate them both but I should still manage this ok just going to be a little tough.

Why does that second line in your last message sound so sarcastic? I thought it'd be a brilliant plan especially the corset and stockings part

He likes anything that Chloe sent him! Maybe you can take a picture of a poo and send it to him! He will treasure it forever!

I'm looking for a new flat atm or rather a room to rent lol. Still should be ok but really I will need a loan to sort it in the easiest fashion. I am going in to my bank to speak to them tomorrow about that.

As for your parents, I'll shave, wear something smart and put on the charm and they'll never know what hit them until you're living in my bedroom wearing nothing but a corset and stockings

Because I was renting the place I currently live in with my ex-girlfriend and since she's now my ex and all that jazz neither one of us can afford the flat alone (and she's already moved out from here but pays her rent until the end of the Tennancy) so therefore I have to move too. I don't particulary want to move out but unless someone wants to move in to a one bedroom flat with just a double bed in the bedroom and share with me comes along then I have no choice. Considering I'm a straight guy male friends are not going to be considered acceptable bed mates for me...wanna live in London?

Oh mine, I think he will assume that the ape is his long lost twin brother!

I think it will be a happy family reunion for him!!!

i'm hairier than that!