I like whores. I like you, after all! :} What are you up to in these days? Still in the Wilting Shire? Do you have a NEW LOOK? Ho ho. I am a wit.
Hmm I'm good just got back from the gym, my muscles are so sore right now. I kinda got too into the weights and rowing machines xD
How is tiny Chloe doing?
The prettiest mop this side of Gloucester!
I replaced you with a mop. Her name is Margaret. Margaret the Mop.
man i just read through all of our old notes those were the days
He gave you a new face? OHHHHHHH look at that. That was a burn. Sorry Chloe I'm just lashing out because I was hurt that you left me. I am so glad to have you back. YOU JERK WHY DID YOU BREAK MY HEART? See look I can't help it.
Dead huh. How did that work out for you?
You little scamp. Where have you been! I WILL ENDLESSLY TEXT YOU FOREVER
Merry Christmas!
Gobbledygook!
Do You Like Waffles?
Don't get mad, get moist
Steve Steve Steve Steve
sly gypsy
Astounding!
Fragaria addict