Avarice-ness
is more well known than the characters in Final Fantasy II
♥ Mayor of Zozo

779! Oh wait..It's not as cool when I get it.

Lucky 8s will be next.

I hate to break up your Lucky 7's, but here's your 778th usernote.

I wish I was ice cream. Then you would like me

I bought a +10 to IQ accessory while I was in Zozo.

Unfortunately that sentence also added +10 to nerd factor

You've grown smart.

With such proof, I feel ashamed I questioned it

=O! That's happened to me too!

One time I went to Jidoor and I threw up.

Alright, COME CHILDREN, I shall tell the story of how I became the mayor of Zozo.

One day when I was 9 years old, My great-uncle steeve came up to me waving a small plastic dominatrix whip around. I go "Dear Uncle, What hath happened to Zozo?" "It is the time I tell you thy truth." "Yes Dear Uncle?" "I hath forgotten to pay thine bills, and now the Jidoorian bill collectors are threatening." "Oh no, What can we lovelies of Zozo do?!" "Come my closest of kin, we must make a deal."
From then he grabbed a napkin and wrote "I The old mayor of Zozo, hereby gives owner ship of Zozo to, Avarice-ness, the closest of Kin and heiress of Zozo" and then in a final good-bye he handed me the small plastic dominatrix whip. It was a finally good-bye because then he got hit by a falling boulder that the jidoorian tax collectors pushed on him, then I rebuilt the Zozo empire.
The Jidoorians say they pity us, but they always seem to fear us when we're going on a killing rampage.

I'll find you the napkin.