Acid Raine
is holding an ORB
Stay cool daddio

Does it have an annoying blonde girl that always needs saving in it?

Tales of the Fruitball then.

You could have just asked to be my apprentice! We could wear cloaks and be menacing.

I enrolled myself into a Gerbilling Training Class. I start Friday.

A situation where the word newbie actually applies?! GASP.

well Im new at this...........

Where I'm from we kill weaklings like you with lava and Oprah tapes.

I just cant stand the feeling of their cold little feet

I had to upgrade to match the brand new league I'm in. Out of your league, I might add.

You moved on to puppies? I guess gerbils just dont do it for you anymore, does it?