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Merry Christmas! Hope it's a great one.

DO YOU HAVE A HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HOLIDAYS?

YOUR AVATAR IS 3 PIXELS TOO HIGH!!!!

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Thank you - and a merry christmas to you too

Melly Christmas Good Wishes from Rye! Enjoy Hot Christmas Communication! Let's So Christmas! On Down~

TED!!!

You really should learn to tie your shoes Lunar. It'll be worth it in the end.

I never learned how to tie my shoelaces, and I still have to wear shoes with velcro on them. They're made especially for me somewhere in Brazil. Thanks for listening to my horribly sad story that is also entirely true, Dell. You're a good fellow.

I used to know a guy named Dell on another site. He was a tool. Really stupid in many ways. It's likely that it wasn't you, though.

Hello, Mr.Computer.
I came here today to announce few things to you:
1. All Dell computers are going to be destroyed.
2. All Dell computers are going to be resuracted later at the end of 2007, good luck.
3. I wish you a happy new year, and a merry christmas.