Yamaneko
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.
..a Russian mountain cat.

Wam-bam, Yam.

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Biography

Question: "When did you first notice your incredible talent?"
Chris: "The frenzy, I lived through the constant rhythm"
Question: "Such delights!"
Chris: "Largest of expectations, annihilating rhythm"
Question: "You felt it?"
Chris: "I lived it"
Question: "You must remember how it felt?"
Chris: "Such movement, constant shivering"
Question: "In what directions?"
Chris: "Above us, creating rhythm"
Question: "I feel a little unpractical here with you"
Chris: "Do you really? Haw, haw, haw"
Question: "So what you saying is that; the only reality for you, is you?"
Chris: "Haw, haw, haw I'm not sure I wanna answer that one!"
Question: "But what you're saying is that you're the centre of the universe?"
Chris: "Yes, yes, I'd say so"

Maybe we should kill him.
Then make a movie about the life of Chris at EoFF? Hahahahaha!

Okay okay!
Once, there were three girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a black. They stole some jewels and were running from the police.
They jumped into three barrels of potatoes, and closed the lid.
The police knocked on the lid with the the black headed one in, and she said 'Meow meow!'
'It's just a cat', the police said, 'let's move on.'
They knocked on the lid of the barrel with the brunette inside, and she sadi 'woof woof!' so they agreed it was a dog and moved on.
They knocked on the lid of the one with the blonde in, and the blonde said 'Potato! Potato!'

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HI YAMS WE'RE FRIENDS AREN'T WE???

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You will learn to hate in time.

NERD :P

I like Pop-Tarts