Evastio
has fought their fair share of battles
Don't Know Me, Huh?

I'm protected from eye-poking.

Eye-poke.

Teehee. Psypoke.

Umm... How about Shaymin?

Could you show me dear something I've not seen? Something infinitely interesting? I TYPED THAT AS IT WAS PLAYING.

That's really awesome Roto.

I should try getting it sometime.

In case people don't know who the characters are:
Geno & Mallow: They're from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (There's been a petition that many people signed to get these characters in the next SSB Game). Geno is a stuffed doll possessed by a star spirit trying to restore Star Road and Mallow is the Prince of Nimbus Land.
King K. Rool & Cranky Kong: Donkey Kong's arch enemy and grandfather.
Gooey, King Dedede, & Dark Matter: Kirby's one-time partner in Kriby's Dream Land 3, his arch-enemy, and a huge eyeball possessing thing.
Jeff & Poo: Friends of Ness that help him out. (Wonder why they called him Poo though.)
Lucario: A dog-human Pokemon found in the Sinnoh Region
Balloon Fighters: Starred in their own game on the NES. They're basically men with balloons trying to take down birds that fly with the help of balloons.

Ofcourse, not. We would all fall asleep or maybe that what they want us to think.

Maybe yes, maybe no. The world may never know.

Do they have real live Jigglypuffs doing the sound effects?

I have the Smashing Live album on my computer. That's orchestra versions of all of the Super Smash Bros. Melee music. It's awesome.