Evastio
has fought their fair share of battles
Don't Know Me, Huh?

Would you like an apple pie, sir?

You shouldn't!? Phew, thanks for that advice I'll be sure to land butt first!

I remember that one too! Good times Tempest... good times.

Fine!

You should also never land headfirst in an open flame.

Oh, Vik. I remember that convo!

No, bread can be toasty and bread can also be bready and bread can also be a Jimmy. I met a bready bread named Jimmy and he was toasty.

At any rate you don't put your fingers in a toaster(SPOILER)You use a fork silly one.

Evastio
Where did you go?
Oh.

I say we bar him from our puubs and restaurants.

'Cause negativity is an ass like that. :P

Why do negative feelings have to be a lot more contageous than positive feelings?