Vincent, Thunder God
is a name people speak well of
Banned

It'd be kind of cool if someone made that into an RPG.

Well, let's see now (a bed-time/tea-time hybird story, this should be interesting).

Once upon a time, there were several small furry animals gathered in a cave. The host, a guinea pig with a white apron circling her wide girth, brought out a platter of crumpets, butter, jam, and tea. As all of the furry creatures handed out the food to each other, the recently developing discrimination between the squirrels and the crows, who had harbored harsh feelings for each other after the infamous debate between who could eat the carrion on the plains, was soon evident.

The squirrels intentionally spilled the tea all over the crows, and the crows retaliated with thrown gobs of butter. The guinea pig observed with terror as slowly all of the animals entered into a table-wide food fight. Allies on both sides were soon covered witgh food. The host could only sigh and regret inviting the squirrels and crows for the same fight. At the point she had sent out the invitations she had not yet heard about the debate, which had occured mere weeks ago.

Suddenly one of the more good-natured squirrels, who had only half-heartedly entered the fray and was tired of the pointless disagreement, gathered the attention of the others with no little amount of effort. Finally, when the silence had fallen, he announced in his squeaky Squirrel-Language that the winner of several matches of strenght, bravery and intelligence would be able to claim full right to the carrion. Soon translaters were exaplaining his propisiton between the animal races.

At his suggestion the guinea pig looked releaved that the fight had ended, but seemed doubtful that carrion could taste anywhere near as good as her crumpets. Evidently the squirrels and crows wanted only wanted it as stores for the winter... nobody really wanted to eat it, but in an emergency it would keep them alive. This would be an advantage over the winter for the group of animals that took claim of the scavenged dead creatures.

After much cawing, squeaking, baying and barking, they all agreed on the propisition. This war could not last forever...

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That's all for now Lunar Weaver. The next time you want to hear more of the bed-time story let me know and I'll continue.

Try and make it a good teatime story as well.

Tell me a good bedtime story Vincent.

If I linked to the last page in my sig I would constantly have to adjust it to the new last page every time I got a new page, so it's sort of pointless.

Aweso...

Wait... I was here longer than you were. Yet you knew about linking to the last usernote page before I did. How does that work?

Originally Posted by Evastio

... last usernote page...

Oh, but there is: http://forums.eyesonff.com/usernote....=30&page=99999

Originally Posted by Alive-Man

I was implying a fatal flaw in your system, old buddy. You see, it's all very well linking to the page in which somebody gives you a usernote, but in my eyes, usernotes are just another form of communication other than PM's on EoFF, and nobody can communicate if they cannot see any previous notes.

I see your point, but someone wishing to reply to my past usernotes can just do things the long way and check my profile, then my usernotes, then read past ones. People have done that already despite the link. Otherwise people can just use the link and bypass all the work. The whole idea was inspired by Pure Quin 14, who did the same thing under the title "Give me a Goddamn usernote" and he linked straight to the post new usernote option too.

Even when people do all of the work when posting in other people's usernotes the long way, it is not guaranteed that they will be replying to past usernotes anyway. Usually people write their own spamming messages.

Too bad there isn't a way to link to the last usernote page.

I was implying a fatal flaw in your system, old buddy. You see, it's all very well linking to the page in which somebody gives you a usernote, but in my eyes, usernotes are just another form of communication other than PM's on EoFF, and nobody can communicate if they cannot see any previous notes.
My suggestion is: you link to the first page of your usernotes.
If I haven't by godden gotten to insitute another gong by golly I'll take that sword and be free in the sun transmutating in the wind.