RSL
has fought their fair share of battles
Lumberjack
Recognized Member

Bacon tried to kill me once. It was pretty horrid.

If we worked on the process of eliminating things that kill people, we'd have to get rid of all sports, including race car driving, RSL.

There is a rational explaination for possessed people. They're lying.

Yeah. So why shouldn't we outlaw it?

You're right. It also kills kittens, if you eat bacon for breakfast.

Bacon kills people though!

Omg, bacon is teh best! Don't outlaw bacon...

Well compromise. We keep bacon, and instead give up something else RSL dislikes. Like, home appliances being expensive.

This was an unexpected twist.

But then RSL will outlaw bacon! I like bacon!