RSL
has fought their fair share of battles
Lumberjack
Recognized Member

They're in my home.

DUN DUN DUN!!

Date of Name Change:
April 2, 1487

RSL, what is this?!

I've never called those...

I used to call a phone sex line when I was 11. "You have reach 1-800-****-me-5. If you want to talk to one of our horny girlfriends, please stay on the line."

Yeah. I would probably just call one of those stripper hotlines, anyway.

That is very considerate of you!

I will probably use it to launch nukes unless I can't do that then it would be a waste of time then I would use the cord to choke myself so the next person can call his mama in heaven.

Yeah. When you finally get your turn, you are going to take full advantage of it! The world will not know what hit it.

Very low. It's going to be a long time before I can use the phone. The bonus is I have more time to prepare for what I will do with the phone.